Nikki's Wild Creatures Experience

Prepare, armchair safariists, to enter the domain of the wild; Nikki's Wild Creatures Page!! A thrilling roller coaster of a ride replete with teeth & claws, resplendent with silky coats of fur, and redundant with the spine-tingling action of the beasts of the woodlands, facing each other eye-to-eye within their own domains.

This page contains graphic images of wild creatures in their natural habitats, doing what comes naturally. If you are easily disturbed by the harsh realities of conflict in the animal kingdom, please - go no further!!

Welcome, and thank you for visiting my page. I think you will find this little brush with the wild side refreshing, invigorating, and recharging. As for myself, I can tell you this; I found it terrifying. And highly insulting! Oh, yes, you should know - I like, totally keep my distance from other animals. You don't know what they're going to do. They might be nice, but then again, they might be mean. And worse yet, they could be, like... dirty, or unpopular, or something.

I run a tightly-controlled household. I allow no disturbances. And I have like, an image to maintain, you know? I can't be seen cavorting about with just anyone, I mean, really! I have to be aware of who is around me and what their presence will do to my rep, right?

So can you just imagine my horror when this... little animal comes right into my house one day! In front of everyone! It was horrible! I mean, people might see it and think it was like, my friend, or something, right? Ewww... as IF!!! But my human thought it was all great fun. After all I do for him! I grace him with my mere presence, I adorn his clothing with my beautiful hair, I allow him to sleep on my bed at night... and he brings this homeless, low-society git into the house.


My human left our door open. "Summertime!" So what? There's plenty of sunlight on the windowsill. And with me here, the place doesn't need any brightening. And here, you see my first realization that.... something is wrong.... very wrong.	Some..."thing" is in my house!! Uh, hello!, do you live here?? Like, totally not! Ever hear of "social classes"? You see, I am a cute, regal, soft-n-fluffy, cat-about-the-town, and you are a.... brown.... thing.


Oh my God, I think it's like, one of those GWAR people! An instant after this picture, I was forced to run for my life as it hopped right in through the doorway!	This will freak you out; my human decides this little knee-biter is "cute"! Cute? You need "cute"? Hell-O, you have ME here, remember? We like, totally don't need any grubby little creepazoids from outside, OK?


*As usual, the human of the house decides he has to feed it. Does it get animal food? Nooooo, it gets human food!* Does anyone realize how that makes me feel?**	*Would I let dirty, homeless animals climb right on me? GAWD* - I think not!**


Oh, for sure - bring it into my house and play hide-the-peanut!	How often do I get my chin rubbed? And it's just his first day!


Here he is nibbling on one of his little prizes. You can bet he didn't wash those paws first.	That's right, bury your little peanut there. (Hahaha... he doesn't know I buried a poop there!) That gives me the coolest idea! - I'm gonna remember where he buries each one of those.


*Oh, ewww! - what* in God's name was he thinking? Tell me he did NOT just let that dusty little thing touch him!**	This is so vulgar and obscene, I almost didn't show it to you. I'll never lay on this guy again. Used human for sale, cheap!


Great, now they ALL know where to come for hand outs.	I hope he chokes on it... little bugger.


I exist, therefore I must rest. Here I am in my natural state.	Nothing must disturb my domain. Or my rest.